dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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