you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I love having hate sex.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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