Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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