Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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