On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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