He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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