oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he was CRYING into my vagina
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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