Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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