Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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