This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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