Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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