well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
The adults are the big ones right?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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