your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I love having hate sex.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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