He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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i've created a new STD.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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