just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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