I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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