Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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