I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Floor bacon is actually really good
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.