i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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