This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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