God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS