Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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