I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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