Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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