I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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