I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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