Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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