STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
True strength comes from lack of pants
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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