return my video game
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So apparently I’m into choking now
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
