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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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