I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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