If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?