I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?