and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.