You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so that wasnt chicken after all
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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