She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize