i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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