He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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