Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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