it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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