OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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