oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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