absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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