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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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