Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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