office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize