First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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