cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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