just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
