i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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