I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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