But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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