Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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