I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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