It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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